(I do not own rights to Legend of Dragoon, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy Seven, or Yu-Gi-Oh)
Drea was half paying attention to the two wires she was plugging in, as she was completely engulfed in that episode of Yu-Gi-Oh. She had forgotten to unplug her Play Station one when she went to hook up her Nintendo64. And she was plugging in the white PS1 wire and the yellow N64 wire. Both contained two games. Suddenly, there was a bright spark. Drea lowered her hand from her gray eyes, pushing her red bangs away, and saw herself in a large hallway of a castle with modern perks.
“What the ****?” She muttered. Several other people were in the hallway.
“Dart? Dart where are you?” A girl with brown hair and blue eyes was yelling.
“Tea! There you are!” A tall boy with spiky blonde purple tinted hair said, running up to her.
“Tea? I’m Shana.”
“Oh boy.” Drea muttered. She climbed on a platform as more mix-ups were made, the most recent Link mistaking Mia for Zelda.
“HALT!” She yelled as loudly as possible. Everyone stared at her.
“If you know the term Dragoon, go to the left side of the room!” She said. About a dozen people moved.
“If you know the term duel Monsters, go to the right side of the room!” Again, about a dozen people went to the other side of the room.
“To those left, do you know the term Ganondorf?”
“WHY? IS THE ****** HERE?” Link yelled loudly.
“I don’t know. Okay. Duel Monsters group, up here now!” Drea said. She pointed at two boys, both with purple tinted blonde hair, both wearing blue uniforms.
“The shorter one is Yugi, the taller one is Yami!” She yelled before pointing towards a brown haired boy in a white coat with a cape.
“That is Seto Kaiba!” A girl in a pink vest over a yellow shirt and skirt was up.
“Tea Gardener!” Next was a boy in pants with a black jacket on top of a white shirt.
“Tristan Taylor!” A boy with plain blonde hair wearing a green jacket over a white shirt and pants was up.
“Joey Wheeler!” A slightly shorter girl in jeans and a pink vest over a yellow shirt with brown hair was hovering next to him.
“Serenity Wheeler!” A boy with black hair in a one-sided ponytail with dice earrings and in a red vest over a black shirt wearing pants was up now.
“Duke Devlon!” A girl wearing a corset under a purple vest and wearing boots and a purple skirt stood up.
“Mia Valentine!” Two boys with long white hair and a sweater on top of green pants looked confused.
“The one who looks evil is! The one that doesn’t isn’t! Both go by Bakara! This is the Yu-Gi-Oh group! You may go down. Now, ALL SAGES AND HERO OF TIME!” A small group remained after that.
“Okay. Sort that out later.” She pointed at a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a green tunic.
“Why is he wearing a dress?” Joey yelled.
“Link, Hero of Time. He owns many swords.” She added with a glare. Joey gulped and was silent. A girl wearing a white dress wit three golden triangles on with blonde hair and blue eyes with a tiara was up.
“Zelda, Princess of Destiny!” A girl in a green dress and boots stood. She had green eyes and green hair.
“Saria, Sage of Forest!” A rock like creature stood.
“Darnunia, Sage of Fire!” A fish like human.
“Ruto, Sage of Water!” A tough looking woman in armor with white hair in braid bowed.
“Impa, Sage of Shadow!” A woman with tan skin and long red hair with yellow eyes wearing a white belly shirt with no sleeves and white pants stood up.
“Naraboo, Sage of Spirit! This is the Triforce crew! You may step down. And go to the back of the group.” Drea approached the other ten.
“I’m going to say a lift of words. If any of them mean anything to you, make a sound.”
“Sure.” A boy in worn sneakers, dark purple body suit with a belt, gloves, a really big sword, blonde spiky hair with blue eyes said.
“Pokemon. Vampires. God of War.” None of them said anything. In a desperate attempt Drea sighed:
“Shinra?” A man with black hair, green pants, large shoes, and an odd shining arm, and a tattoo on his other arm jumped.
“Where are the *******s?” He said, revealing a gun arm.
“HIT THE DECK EVERYONE!” Drea screamed, diving down in front of a man in red tipped boots wearing black pants and black cape with red upper torso armor, one covering his entire arm, in the other was a pistol. He had a red headband and black hair with brown eyes. Everyone was safely flat on the ground as Barret started shooting.
“The man shooting is Barret Wallace! Cloud, how many rounds does he have?” She asked the blonde haired boy.
“Not many left.” With in minutes of him saying this, Barret stopped.
“Materia Group up next!” Drea said getting up. Once on the Platform they started one by one.
“Cloud Strife!” Cloud bowed. A girl in a pink dress with a short red jacket over it stood up. She had long brown hair with a green ribbon in it and green eyes.
“Aeris Ginsborough!” She bowed. A girl wearing a black framed white shirt and a black shirt with a silver belt, gloves, boots, brown hair with a pigtail at the end, and brown eyes stood up.
“Tifa Lockheart!” as Barret was already introduced, a red tiger with no stripes, the roman numerals for thirteen were tattooed on his leg, a flame like brush at the end of his tail, a red stripe of fur on his back, for gold cuffs on all four limbs, and a feathery head dress ran up.
“Red Thirteen or Nanaki!” A man in a blue jacket over a tan shirt with long sleeves, thick brown work gloves, blue pants, boots, grayish blonde hair, blue eyes, goggles above his eyes, and wielding a spear was up next.
“Cid Highwind.” A man with black hair in the back and gray hair in the front wearing black clothing, a black cape, with a long thin sword with a red handle walked up. Silence followed.
“We called a truce until we’re back to normal.” Cloud explained.
“Sepiroth!” Drea yelled hesitantly. A girl with short brown hair, brown eyes, a blue headband, a long red fingerless glove, a blue belly shirt, white shorts, white and orange boots, a red sock leading from one, and a shield over her arm came up.
“Yuffie Kisargi!” A black cat holding a megaphone atop a giant stuffed white cat with black bat wings came up.
“Cat Sith!” The man Drea had dived next to was up.
“Vincent Valentine!”
“I never saw that man in my life!” Mia yelled.
“You have been in different Dimensions! It’s complete chance. You guys may step down. Dragoon people, Line up starting Dart to who ever he met in the adventure starting at Seles. Good guys only! Minor bad guys, appear in order you met them.” The lines were made.
“Dart, Lavitz, Shana, Rose, Haschel, Albert, Meru, Kongol, and Miranda! In that order! The others are Greham, Lloyd, Doel, and Lenus! Also in that order, and all of you are in a truce, we are awaiting news on what to do until my error is fixed.”
“You possess Magic?” Some one yelled. Drea thought for a minute.
“Yeah. I was trying to see all of you win the magic went a little askew.” She lied.
“Run around the castle. And do not mix up Yugi, Yami, Cloud, and Dart! I don’t want anymore chaos then need be!” Drea yelled. There was a soft pop.
“Huh?”
“HEY! CAN I BE NARRARATOR? HUH? CAN I?” A girl with blue hair and blue eyes asked, hopping up and down.
“Nina, we have to deliver a message.” A girl with red hair and red eyes said.
“That would be great Luna. But I can’t get the dimension magic to work.” A girl with green hair and green eyes said.
“What Fiona?” Nina said.
“Well, the goddesses just had a meeting with Shiva, Ifrit, Ramuh, Titan, Soa, Isis, Set, and Ra. We’re all stuck here until we cure the worm hole. I call illustrator!” Luna yelled.
Nina: Okay! I’m narrator!
Fiona: Then I’m...um...”
Nina: The person who has to get rescued?”
Fiona: Zelda and Shana are here.”
Shana and Zelda: *start beating up Fiona*
Nina: The aggravator!
Fiona: YAHH! *Shoots green beam at Zelda and Shana*
Drea: That was fun! AGAIN
Drea: Um. Lets see. Plenty of rooms are here. Boys, you are in the right wing, girls left. We start tomorrow!”
Tea: Drea, if you didn’t notice, Duke and Tristan are trying to follow us.
Drea: Luna. Could you explain to them?
Luna: *walks to the vase Tristan and Duke are trying to hide behind* Hi boys! Didn’t you hear Drea say right wing?
Tristan: Yeah. But.
Duke: What he said.
Rose: *takes out rapier* OUT!
Luna: *Grins evilly* Well if you insist. Stand up straight. Girls! *Luna waves her hands and a blur of color follows*
Tristan: What did she do?”
Meru: Well...*Holds up a mirror*
Duke and Tristan: *stared in horror, now Duke was wearing a red dress and ribbon, Tristan a white one* we’ll run the other way! We promise”
Luna: Should I trust them girls?
All but Rose and Impa: Yes!
Luna: Waves hand again.
Duke and Tristan: AHH! *Runs away*
Drea: *walks out into the middle wing, where she was startled to see quite a few new people. One woman wearing a red dress with a red hair band on her blonde hair was talking with a young girl in sailor’s uniform*
Emilie: Do you think the main characters were put else where then us?
Kayla: I’m surprised it even occurred for us. Marlene! *Runs after the little girl in a pink dress with brown hair, whom started running towards a bulking figure*
Barret: I try to get some shuteye and I hear people talk. What the-Marlene! *Barret hugs his daughter.
Drea: Emilie and Kayla, go get the other minor characters. Barret, get the guys; I’ll take care of Marlene while I get the other girls.
After quite a few intros it was decided as day so they explore
Aeris and Shana: Wow!
Rose and Impa: Humph.
Miranda: *inches away from a rose bush*
Dart and Shana: *walk off in on direction*
Drea and Lavitz: *climb an odd tree*
Lavitz: What is your choice weapon?
Drea: I don’t often-err-battle. *Thinks* Oh great. Why do I have to have a crush on a character in almost all of these subjects? And why am I climbing a tree with one?
Nina: *Bursts in* SEPIROTH IS FIGHTING LLOYD!
Lloyd: YAHH! *Attempts to slash Sepiroth who gets out of way*
Nina: Link do you know what happened?
Link: The weather is affecting the alarm.
Nina: Not the blaring car alarm the writer is hearing! Sepiroth and Lloyd! But if it doesn’t stop soon, can I borrow the Megaton hammer?
Link: Sure. Well they spotted Zelda the exact same moment, and Lloyd wants to kidnap her, Sepiroth wants to date her. That’s what I think happened.
Meru: Lloyd is gonna win.
Aeris: Sepiroth will.
Meru: Lloyd.
Aeris: Sepiroth.
Meru: Lloyd.
Aeris: Sepiroth.
Meru: Lloyd.
Aeris: Sepiroth.
Luna: You both saw what I did to Tristan and Duke. Now shut up! And will some one destroy that car!
Barret: Sure!
Drea: HIT THE DECK!
Everyone except Barret: *Lies flat on ground, stopping any activity.
Shana: Who reloaded his gun?
Vincent: I didn’t know that he sent Marlene!
Tea: You gave a little girl loaded bullets?
Vincent: What the **** would she do with them?
Fiona: Barret and Cid curse enough for all of us!
Barret and Cid: *Gets up and stops shooting and tackles Fiona*
Writer: Link, can I borrow the iron boots and megaton hammer?
Link: Why?
Writer: You’ll see.
Link: *Gives*
Writer: *Straps on boots and jumps from high place on car and proceeds to smash it to bits*
Everyone but Car Owner: YAY!
Owner of Car: Hey
Cloud, Sepiroth, Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Yuffie, and Vincent: RUFUS!
Rufus: Uh-oh.
Final Fantasy Seven Cast: *Tries to kill Rufus*
Rufus: *Runs away, screaming like girl*
Nina: Back to battle.
Sepiroth: *Goes to slash Lloyd, who side steps out of way*
Lloyd: To slow. AND HOW THE **** DID THE CAR COME BACK?
Writer: The goddesses and gods of worlds will bring back all killed. Didn’t know they counted CARS!
Darnunia: ME ANGRY! ME SMASH! *Darnunia drops from top of Shinra tower’s height on car*
Rose: IT”S STILL GOING! *Transforms and sends it in black inferno*
Everyone but Rufus: OOH!
Meru and Aeris: It’s pretty.
Writer: Nina, I’m calling in a louder Narrator until the car stops!
Nina: No problem *In back ground Kongol runs at the car with his Axe*
Annoyance: HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OW!
Writer: We can hear her over it. And I called another temporarily from Marvel!
Hulk: HULK SMASH! *Car flies up in air*
Sepiroth: Who cares about spirit energy! *Meteorite hits car*
Annoyance: START!
Lloyd: I can still hear and it’s getting louder-uh-oh. *Car lands, flattening Lloyd*
Annoyance: Soa’s up for reviving Lloyd.
Sepiroth: So, Fair Lady Zelda, will you go out with me?
Zelda: *sighs and walks to his side*
Drea: Okay...
Writer: After repeated attempts to destroy car, everyone wears headphones with microphones that pick up signals five yards away.
Vincent: *studies Miranda’s bow, and ends up shooting Lloyd*
Lenus: He just got revived!
Vincent: I don’t think the writer likes Lloyd. *Hands Miranda her bow back*
Drea: *realizes she was staring and attempt to look else where, spotting Zelda and Sepiroth kissing*
Vincent: Bows aren’t bad, but I think I prefer guns.
Drea: *Gulps* I don’t have much experience with weapons. *She flips around and sees that Vincent was with in twelve inches of her*
Vincent: Yet you possess magic?
Drea: Uh, you saw how good I am with that.
Nina: GUYS! MAKE IT STOP! *The alarm ceases suddenly*
Drea: Maybe we should try to sleep through it. Boys right wing, girls left, I’m including you two in that! *Glares at Zelda and Sepiroth* If anyone forgets, Rose will remind you!
Rose: *looks up from sharpening her rapier*
Drea: See ya around Vincent.
Tifa: Gasp!
Nina: What?
Tifa: It’s...my bar, seventh heaven!
Aeris: Sure is.
Drea: Well I guess I know how to mark this door.
Writer: AGH! (SMASHES CAR)
Drea: Well let’s find normal rooms *Time passes*
Nina, Luna, and Fiona: The stockpot inn!
Drea and Luna manage to take out enough beds for the empty rooms. Zelda and Emilie talk until going to bed; Impa and Rose discuss fighting techniques.
Meru: *suddenly jumps* Truth or Dare, starting with or hostess Drea!
Drea: Truth
Meru: Can you fight?
Drea: No. Tea, truth or Dare?
Tea: Truth.
Drea: Do you like Yami?
Everyone but Tea and Drea in the room: OOH!
Tea: Can I chase Joey off first? He’s trying to hear things through the door.
Drea: Take Rose.
Joey: AHH! *Scampers down hall*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Tea: Yes.
Mia: Wait till I tell.
Everyone but: MIA!
Tea: Lenus!
Lenus: Dare.
Tea: I dare you to...eat a month old loaf of bread should we find one.
Lenus: Fine. Mia.
Mia: Truth.
Lenus: Of all the guys here, whom do you like?
Mia: *Stutters a moment and whispers* Joey.
Lenus: What?
Mia: *Glares* Joey.
Tea and Serenity: Wow.
Mia: Serenity.
Serenity: Truth
Mia: Do you like Tristan or Duke better?
Everyone: *hushed whispers*
Serenity: Well Duke is Daring but can be a jerk *Thud in hall* and Tristan can be brave, but is big headed *another thud* not to mention lied about teaching my brother everything he knows in duel monsters. But Duke wanted to embarrass someone on cable T.V. So I’d have to say...
Drea: One minute. Rose could you go scan the doorway.
Tristan and Duke: AHH! *Runs away*
Serenity: Probably Duke. Yuffie.
Yuffie: Dare
Serenity: In the morning, challenge Haschel to a martial arts battle.
Yuffie. Fine. Writer.
Writer: Not in this one. Miranda has a big secret.
Miranda: Don’t you...
Yuffie: Miranda.
Miranda: Truth.
Yuffie: Whom do you like as in like like?
Miranda: *Gulps* Um...
Everyone but: Spill!
Miranda: Kaiba.
Drea: Yuck!
Miranda: Drea. Truth or Dare.
Drea. Nice try. Dare.
Miranda: I dare you to get decorations for an upcoming or just passed Holiday.
Drea: Who told her about Mistletoe?
Fiona: *Whistles miserably*
Nina: My green cousin was the only one who noticed the kissing herbs.
Drea: Fiona. Truth or Dare.
Fiona: *Sighs in relief* Dare.
Drea: *Grins Evilly* after I fulfill Miranda’s dare for Christmas, you have to stand under a door way with...
All Five sages there: Breathes in.
Drea: Link.
Ruto: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *Drea walks over to Annoyance* NO! NO!
Annoyance: SHUT UP!
Everyone: OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
Drea: I thought Sages couldn’t marry?
Ruto: Oops.
Writer: Meru, I dare you to smash that car!
Meru: Fine! *Smashes with hammer*
Writer: No new ideas. Bedtime.
Meru: How long did it go off after we went to bed? *No one has head phones anymore, car was hurled into atmosphere*
Nina: An hour and a half. Is that all you need, and why so little sleep
Drea: Yes, and we have to decorate the area before the guys wake up or the Mistletoe will disappear.
Fiona: Oh. (Fast Forward)
Luna: A ton of one certain brand of decorations has disappeared. But other then that, looks fine. Drea approached the garden gate way.
Drea: Okay. Fiona!
Fiona: Yes?
Drea: I have reason to believe Link is hiding there. Go.
Fiona: But-oh yeah. The dare.
Just as Drea had predicted, Link came out as Fiona approached, scarlet.
Link: H-Hi Fiona.
Fiona: Hi L-Link.
Link: Imagine seeing you in the gardens.
Fiona: Yeah well...Is that Mistletoe?
Drea managed to turn around and walk away as they took each other’s hand. She found Miranda and stayed about nine feet from her.
Drea: What’s new?
Miranda: Kaiba is dueling Mia. Why are you nine feet away?
Drea: Look up.
Miranda: Oh.
Drea: Hey Stupid Kaiba! You couldn’t destroy a Kuriboh! *Dashes up stairs*
Miranda: Drea!
Before she could say anything more, Kaiba was there.
Kaiba: Did you see who yelled?
Miranda: No. Sorry. Is that-
Drea walked away grinning. She saw Zelda walk deliberately under one, as Sepiroth was behind it.
Nina: I thought Cupid was Valentines Day.
Drea: Can I help if I like playing the part?
Luna: I suppose not. *Looks flustered*
Drea and Nina: What happened to you?
Luna: Oh nothing.
Nina: I have a hunch.
Drea: You’re not saying-
Nina: Yep. Valon is wandering away in the same mode.
Drea: I knew Valon never kissed, but Luna?
Nina: Yep.
Luna: Who did the two of you run into?
Drea: Honestly no one.
Nina: Err...
Drea and Luna: SPILL!
Nina: Normal Bakara.
Drea: If they ever fix the wormhole a whole lot of people will be sad.
Nina: Luna, do you have any bombs?
Luna: Why?
Nina: I want to close the portal should it open.
Laughter followed this comment.
Drea: Tifa, are you feeling all right?
Tifa: Oh nothing.
Drea: Cloud?
Tifa: Not any more.
Drea: Where and who?
Tifa: The entrance to Seventh Heaven. I planned on having a party. I was sweeping near the entrance when he was standing there. *sighs*
Drea: Who?
Tifa: That knight from the dragoon group.
Drea: Lavitz? *Hopes not, but at same time minimization in crushes good thing right now*
Tifa: *Sighs again* Yeah.
Drea: That’s good. If you’ll excuse me, I need to get something from my room.
Drea darted down the hallway.
Aeris: Drea! Message.
Drea: Leave it under the mat. *Is scanning everything that was teleported with her and thinks the jeans and black spaghetti strap shirt she’s wearing is best*
Drea walks to the door to get the message about a half an hour later. She opens it and sees Vincent about to knock.
Drea: What are you d-hiding behind your back?
Vincent: Err...did you get the message from Tifa?
Drea: No. I was about to pick it up. *Finds invitation to party*
Vincent: I was wondering if you already had an escort.
Drea: *Eyes carefully* Are you trying to ask me out?
Vincent: Err...
Drea: Sure. Do you smell something?
Vincent and Drea look up.
Drea: I had no idea mistletoe had a scent.
Meru: I saw Drea kissing-MIRANDA! WHY DID YOU GIVE HER YOUR BOW?
Miranda: She told me her use.
The party had started, and more then have the cast had tried to kill Meru for singing different versions of “I saw So and So kissing So and So.” Drea was in a corner, talking with Vincent, and Link and Dart were arguing over who could drink more (To Tifa and Drea’s distress)
Drea: If Melbu Frama and GanonDork show up, how are we to beat them?
Tifa: I will not supply for free!
Meru: Is it me, or have Lenus and Lloyd still not come back?
Drea: I’ll go look for them. If you’ll excuse me Vincent.
Drea walked down the dark halls calling for Lenus and Lloyd every other door.
Drea: Light sure disappears around here fast.
X: Who do we have to catch again Melbu?
Drea muffled a gasp and hid behind a pillar. Even in the shadows, she could make out the shapes of Melbu Frama, Rufus, Darts, Ganondorf, Shadow Link, Veran, Onyx, and Majora.
Melbu: The one who possesses Dimension Magic.
Veran: Honestly Majora, we have been discussing it the whole time. Darts, how is the memory alteration doing?
Drea: *whispers* Lloyd and Lenus!
Darts: Not well! The boy has strong mental defenses and the girl is ready to fight!
Rufus: I found out her name when my car alarm went nuts.
Ganondorf: That kept me up!
Melbu: The one that can tame all eight dragons?
Majora, Ganondorf, Veran, Dark Link, and Onyx: The one who can use the Triforce?
Darts: The one who possesses great ancient magic?
Rufus: Yes.
Drea held her breath. When she got the name, she would have to make a run for it and warn her. She reached for a dagger she had placed in her boot and held it high.
Darts: Finally! Veran, send them back.
Veran: Fine.
Lloyd and Lenus passed Drea in what appeared a trance.
Every bad guy but Rufus: WHO IS IT?
Rufus: If I tell you, you cannot kill her or lock her soul away.
Darts: Why?
Rufus: I’ve taken a fancy to her.
Dark Link: We win and you eliminate any competition you’d have, she will be your bride.
Drea: *Thinks* Oh god this girl is in trouble
All bad guys but Rufus: NAME HER!
Rufus: Drea.
Drea gasped and released the dagger that fell noisily to the ground.
Veran: Young one, we will not hurt you. Come out.
Drea: And have my marry a major *******? Drea, you are an Idiot! Now I have to run!
Dark Link: Get her!
Drea ran through the door and slammed it shut.
Drea: Guys-What happened?
Vincent: The writer burst in a minute ago saying the Gods won’t revive anyone anymore, and Dart won against Link. *Gestures towards an unconscious figure*
Drea: Now? It seems everyone has gone insane.
Vincent: Half of them are drunk, the rest are love struck. You can guess which is which.
Drea: Can I borrow your pistol?
Vincent: Sure.
Drea: *Shoots in air*
Everyone froze in place.
Drea: Rufus, Darts, GanonDork, Dark Link, Veran, Onyx, Majora and Melbu Frama have joined forces!
Zelda ran to Sepiroth.
Shana: I’ll try to get Dart Sober.
Nina: Everyone put up mental defenses! Veran will try Mind Control!
Zelda: EEK! TO LATE! *Backs away from Sepiroth who just got a red glow in his eyes*
Drea: Stay away from Sepiroth-ACK-and Lloyd!
Lloyd and Sepiroth dash out door in trance.
Lenus: Sorry I didn’t get here sooner. The villains live in the strange tree across the fields!
Shana: Half of them are still stone cold out.
Drea: Annoyance.
Annoyance: At your service. SNAP OUT OF IT!
Everyone there: OW!
Drea: Thank you. We need a plan.
Hours passed and Drea had fully instructed all of them.
Drea: Lavitz stay with Tifa at all times, Aeris with Cloud. I think that covers it.
Fiona: Yeah. Except what they want so badly they joined forces.
Drea: Err...um...if I tell you who, they still go into battle. Understood?
Nods of agreement followed.
Nina: Say.
Drea: Here goes. They’re after me.
Everyone but Drea: *gasps*
Drea: Lets go then. *Picks up two swords with straight blades*
Luna: Valon, did you catch it raining?
Valon: No.
They all passed through the crystal clear water surrounding the path.
Shana: It gives me a bad feeling.
Aeris: it’s not the knowledge of the ancients.
Zelda: It’s evil.
Link: It’s familiar.
Ruto: Yeah.
Fiona: What would they both remember that rest of Zelda cast doesn’t?
Nina: No one step in it!
Vincent was about three yards behind Drea, who was leading them all.
Drea stared at the water and noticed ripples forming and coming in from behind her.
Drea: What the?
Vincent: Drea! Watch out!
Drea flipped around and saw Dark Link running at her at full speed. She sidestepped.
Nina: Drea! Not in the water! That’s where he came!
Drea: Wha-ACK!
The water was starting to swallow Drea. Dark Link preformed a dive in. Vincent ran to the edge of the path and tried to grab Drea’s hand.
Drea: Don’t let your mind expose with emotion! That’s how Veran can control you!
Vincent: Take my hand!
There was a bright flash and all but Drea person wise froze in time as she grabbed Vincent’s hand. Dark Link crept out of the water that was still trying to take Drea.
Dark Link: Let go of his hand or he dies. *Points sword at Vincent’s back*
Drea: Lay a finger on any of them and I swear I’ll...
Dark Link pulled his arm back for a thrust.
Drea: No!
Time restored itself as Drea slid her hand out of Vincent’s.
Vincent: They have her.
Drea’s sight restored and she saw all of them in a round chamber surrounded by curtains. Dark Link joined the other villains.
Veran: Welcome to Lingo girl of many dreams.
Drea: What?
Veran: The trick you pulled wouldn’t work for just anyone.
Melbu Frama: So give us your magic
Darts: And we won’t kill your friends.
Drea: And how do I do that?
Veran: Open your mind.
Drea: So you can control it? I don’t think so.
Ganondorf: Dark Link, open curtain one.
Drea: I hate this game.
A mirror was there, but suddenly Lloyd was reflected in it.
Onyx: Where ever we have a Veran controlling some one, or one of us, we see.
Lloyd was standing over Lavitz, whose javelin was several feet away.
Drea: Tifa will show up in three two-
Tifa had rammed Lloyd a small distance away with a single punch.
Veran: Near Lenus. KILL HER!
Drea: Now Dart will jump at the chance to hurt him. Two-
Dart slashed Lloyd a great distance.
Veran: AGH! NO!
Majora: You’ll lose control!
It was to late. Lloyd was slashing at a near by SOILDER, not Lenus.
Dark Link: Curtain two it is!
This mirror had Sepiroth reflected in it. He was about to jump from a tower and stab Aeris, who was attacking a Wingly.
Drea: Cloud will be there in o-
Cloud rolled Aeris out of the way. Sepiroth landed in front of Shiek.
Veran: Yes! The princess gone and at least Hyrule is ours!
Drea: Sepiroth is also hated.
No sooner then this was stated, Red Thirteen had rammed into him, knocking Sepiroth back.
Veran: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Onyx: Your gonna-
Sepiroth slashed an Iron Knuckle, causing it to burst in flames.
Darts grinned.
Melbu Frama: He froze the gravity grabber for this one. Expose!
In the next mirror were only two figures above the battlefield. Rufus shot at Vincent who dodged with ease.
Veran: The only way to save him is to let Emotion!
Drea: Vincent!
Vincent seemed unfazed, as did Rufus.
Dark Link: The only way is to use your magic.
Vincent: Why am I stuck up here with the likes of you?
Rufus: Oh. You really think the Drea has feelings for you? She’s been working for us the whole time. She loves me. It was a trick. She wanted to kill you her self, but.
Vincent: That’s a lie!
He missed terribly.
Rufus: If it’s a lie, why are fazed?
Drea: How can anyone lie like that?
Veran: The only way to save him is using your emotion.
Drea: *thinks* Emotion alone...all this anger...focused.
Onyx: Speak girl!
Drea: *grins* I’ve figured it out.
All the bad guys stared at her.
Drea: Vincent!
Vincent and Rufus flip their heads back.
Veran: NO! STOP!
Drea: Don’t give up!
Vincent: What?
Rufus: Don’t be so distracted.
Vincent fell on one leg.
Drea: Why doesn’t he understand?
Dark Link: Don’t.
Drea: You captured my words?
Dark Link: You.
Drea: Fine then. Play dirty. Don’t hold your ears!
Vincent: Okay...*Places hands up*
Dark Link: Don’t!
Drea: Get ready. Never liked Opera, I bet Rufus doesn’t. AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rufus fell to the ground, clutching his head.
Rufus: She hates you!
Vincent: NO! *Misses again*
Drea: I can’t hate you!
Dark Link: Can’t!
Vincent: I know it can’t be true!
Rufus: Oh, but it is!
Drea: Is there anything you won’t cut?
Dark Link: If you say it to Rufus I might not.
Drea: Is that so? Rufus!
Rufus: Yes my love?
Drea: No battles are done yet, and I will die before wedding you. You are the lowest, dirtiest, cheater!
Vincent: And she hates me?
Drea: You are the scum of the Earth, Hyrule, Holdrum, Lybrynnia, Termina, Endiness, and where ever Midgar is!
Rufus: Surely you don’t mean that? *Sweating nervously*
Drea: You really are a crazy son of a!
Dark Link: *****
Rufus: You’ll pay for that, Dimension Weaver!
Drea: And-
Drea opened her mouth and no words came. She glared a Veran, who was wearing a grimace.
Veran: Sound familiar?
She asked this in Drea’s voice.
Drea: *Mouths a series of curses*
Veran: Well this is what they’ll hear.
Vincent had shot Rufus in the hand, disabling him from shooting.
Veran: Oh Vincent!
Drea: *Mouths don’t you dare*
Vincent: Are you feeling all right Drea?
Veran: Just fine. Vincent, my strategy of distraction has failed. Everything I said to Rufus was a lie. I hate you. I could never love you.
Vincent couldn’t dodge a hit in the arm, and he fell on one leg again.
Vincent: This can’t be true!
Rufus: I’ve been telling you all along.
Veran: Afraid so!
Drea looked frantically at the mirror, where Rufus was aiming his gun with his other arm for the last blow.
Rufus: Shoot. Out of ammo.
Veran: *In normal voice* we’re gonna win against the Dimension Weaver in the Chamber of Dimensional Mirrors!
Drea: *Thinks* If I caused this...
Onyx: What is the girl doing?
Dark Link: She appears to be getting up.
Drea ran to the back wall. Rufus had loaded his gun.
Rufus: So long, Vincent!
Drea: NOO!
Veran: How did-NO! SHES GOING THROUGH THE MIRROR!
Drea felt an odd sensation come over her as the mirror that had solid until she leapt through it now swept over her. Rufus had pulled back the trigger. The villains at this point saw as Drea emerged in front of Vincent.
Rufus: Dang it. (Except Dang isn’t what he said)
The portal was fluttering.
Rufus: What happened?
Veran: We messed up.
Rufus: We? That means you!
Rufus started firing through the portal. Dark Link yelled in pain, and the many clones of him that surrounded Fiona disappeared. Veran went through a final transformation before screaming in pain. All the blobs disappeared as Majora’s Mask fell to the ground. Onyx released a yell, followed closely by Ganondorf.
Melbu Frama: You missed! I-
Melbu Frama was cut off as Rose had stepped out from behind a curtain.
Rose: I knew that air felt wrong.
Darts: Um...I’ll be-
Luna: Make a move and your dead.
The rest emerged and watched the last mirror in horror.
Rufus: YAGH! I WILL NOT-HAVE NOT-FALL!
This was quickly cut off as he fell off the pillar of earth and on the car, which gave one final yell and stopped. Vincent lowered his gun and ran to Drea’s side.
Vincent: I should have known. I should have believed what I knew. I-
Drea: I should have figured it out sooner. It’s not your fault.
Dart flew up, holding Shana, who ran over to examine her.
Shana: She may have lost a little blood, but I think she’ll be fine.
Vincent: How?
Nina stepped through the portal.
Nina: The magic temporarily moved her lungs a little to the side, meaning she’ll be fine. The wound is exactly as Shana said. Hey Kongol! Could you lower us with Earth Magic?
As the platform lowered Din was standing here, smiling.
Din: the wormhole is corrected. You have one hour before being sent back.
Drea: Lavitz, Aeris, Yami, may I speak with the three of you?
The three walked over. Forty-five minutes had passed since Din had arrived.
Drea: Aeris do not separate from the group, no matter how stupid Cloud is.
Aeris: No problem!
Drea: Lavitz. Resist attacking in fury.
Lavitz: Can do.
Drea: Yami. Do not play something you know as evil. Look at all your options. Listen to your little voice.
Yami: Okay.
Nina: LUNA! YOU MAY NOT GO TO DOMINO CITY!
Luna: And why in Hyrule not?
Nina: You are the goddess of power’s daughter!
Luna: Then Miranda can’t!
Nina: She-MIRANDA! YOU CAN’T EITHER!
Fiona: Is Tifa allowed to swap with Rose?
Nina and Rose: NO!
Drea: * sighs. * This is insane.
Vincent: How are we going to?
Drea: I don’t know.
Vincent walked away to pack and Fiona wandered over.
Fiona: Is it just Vincent your worried about?
Drea: No, It’s also Yugi, Lavitz, and Aeris. I hope they listen to me.
Fiona: I feel very glad I fell in love with some one from my world.
Drea: Lucky you. I have a glance at adventure and tomorrow I’m going back to school.
Fiona: What time is it in your world?
Drea: Well it was seven o clock.
Naryu: Please, all of you take a charm.
Drea examine it. It was a dragoon, except instead of the dragon eye was the millennium item symbol, in it the Triforce, and in the center of that a Materia.
Farore: Please step through the portal.
Drea took a final glance at all of them and leapt.
She was back in front of her T. V. Drea walked over and ejected the tape.
“Maybe later...”
School went slowly that day. He science teacher asked why she was trying to seal water, fire, dirt, and electricity in glass. When she answered to make a dragoon spirit, she got fifteen minutes detention. She went to Math Class still in a faint trance from yesterday. It was repeats again.
Teacher: Can any one label this shape?
All but Drea raised their hands.
Teacher: Drea?
Drea looked up.
Drea: The Triforce.
Laughter followed.
Teacher: Drea!
Drea groaned. She was up to thirty minutes. She wandered to Social Studies.
Teacher: Today we pick out our foreign city for the report. Drea?
Drea: Domino City *Thinks: YOU DID IT AGAIN! *
Teacher: Drea-
Drea: I know. Detention.
The day passed like this, until Lunch, where Drea attempted to make it work again.
Student: Miss! She has two t rated games in the PS1, her legend of Zelda game in the N64, has the VCR on, with a tape in it, and is plugging them all in, red wire to VCR, yellow to the N64, and white to the PS1!
By the end of the day she had an hour of detention. She lugged in her bag and sat down next to a girl with green eyes and black hair.
Girl: I’m Eva.
Drea: Drea. I wish I hadn’t been caught...
Girl with blue eyes and red hair: Doing what? I’m Amy.
Drea: It’s pretty crazy. I miss them all already. Especially Vincent.
Amy: As in Vincent Valentine in Final Fantasy Seven?
Drea: Yeah. Also miss Link. He was three times as cool then I expected...
Girl with brown hair and yellow eyes: You know of Hyrule’s existence? I’m part Gerudo. Names Quin.
Drea: Yeah. Still hard to believe Mia likes Joey...
Eva: As in the TV show Yu-Gi-Oh?
Drea: I guess. You all know of Dragoon Spirits?
Eva, Amy, and Quin: Yeah. Part of the reason we’re in detention.
Drea: Well...would you like me to tell you my adventure? It has to do with the different Dimensions that Domino, Hyrule, and Midgar, where ever that is.
Eva, Amy, and Quin: Yes!
Drea: Well it all started when I got up early this morning...
Eva: Wow.
Amy: After all that, the wormhole was fixed?
Quin: This is no made up fairy tale with a sad ending. I can’t believe Sepiroth and Zelda...
Drea: Yeah. Oh great. I have all my port-a-systems, with batteries, and I don’t have a single T.V. with VCR.
Quin: I can help there.
They hooked it up and Drea popped n the tape.
Drea: Wait. Won’t the-
Eva: She wouldn’t wake up if GanonDork was trying to capture us.
Drea: Okay. This is the episode that tells me if Yami listened or not.
A few minutes later.
Eva: It is Evil! EVIL!
Quin: If you some how lose, the entire world goes!
Amy: I can’t watch!
Drea: Don’t play it.
Yugi’s dragon was sealed in crystal.
(TV area)
Yami: and now I activate-
Yugi: * Holds his arm back. * You know it’s evil! Please don’t play it Pharaoh!
All the watchers (and Amy): Please don’t play it!
Yami placed the card back down.
Yami: I activate Remove Trap!
Drea: YES! YES! YES! Y-
Eva: YAHOO! YIPPEE!
Amy: He didn’t get red in his eyes or the dark flame around him!
Quin: Well, he listened then. *Blinks for a moment and turns around* Drea, I think these three people are here to see you.
Drea gulped as Amy and Eva also turned around.
Eva: You’re Set, Ra, and Isis aren’t you?
Ra: You know why we are here.
Amy: Does it has to do with the T.V. Show.
Set: YOU INTERFERED!
Drea: Oh I’m in deep.
Isis: We can’t charge you for just this. We await word from the others.
Drea: Can I play a video game?
Isis: Why not.
Eva: Drea.
Drea: What?
Eva: Cloud just gave Sepiroth the black Materia and Aeris is still with us even as he wakes.
Drea: Uh-Oh. The next final battle in Helena is complete.
The next scene was different. Lavitz flipped around, but borrowed Shana’s bow and hit Lloyd’s hand, causing him to drop the Moon Gem.
Drea: That isn’t supposed to hap- Soa is standing behind me.
Soa: And I’m not very happy.
Shiva: Neither am I.
Ifrit: Same.
Ramuh: This is not good for you.
Titan: RAG-NA-ROCK!
Drea: I couldn’t not-you see-why is Din here?
Din: My daughter. Check the next episode.
Isis flips the channel. It’s a scene on the island.
Drea: Is that-I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SENDING LUNA TO DOMINO CITY!
Soa: You admit to the other three?
Drea: Yes. Now in Kaiba Corp. Is that-I DID NOT SEND MIRANDA!
Farore: And Sepiroth gave back the black Materia and is heading to Midgar because they have Zelda. How?
Drea: Why don’t we just all go back to Lingo?
Naryu: JUST USE THE CHARM! YOURS CAUSES THE HOLDERS OF THE REST TO TELEPORT! Oops.
Drea: You don’t mind? Can I bring my new friends with me?
Set: We can cancel the T.V. show.
Soa: No one will care, as Lavitz was a beloved character.
Shiva: One way of playing.
Din: But do they want to?
Eva, Quin, and Amy: YES! WE CAN EVEN SEE YOU DIN!
Naryu: Well, then take each other’s hands.
Drea: Well then...
Tifa: Whoda Whada?
Luna: OW! MY HEAD!
Fiona: Leave it to Zelda to get capture by Midgar.
Zelda: *Goes to attack but sees Sepiroth*
Drea: It worked.
Eva: Wow.
Quin: Oh my Goddess.
Amy: Oh, look! Hi Master Haschel!
Yami: I think having separate bodies would be better.
Yugi: Yes! Now I’ll only have single headaches!
Miranda: I really stunk as a secretary.
There was much rejoice as everyone talked. Drea glanced around the halls that were once covered in Mistletoe and walked to the garden gate.
Vincent: They missed some.
Drea looked up and realized what he spoke of. She smiled seeing him.
Drea: Maybe it will all work out.
PS The car alarm occurred while I wrote.