Kingdom Hearts:-
Everyone on Destiny Islands, Tidus, Wakka, Kairi, Sora, Selphie and Riku, were enjoying a peaceful day.
"That cloud looks like a tree." Said Kairi loking up at the fluffy cloud filled sky.
"That one looks like Tidus." Laughed Wakka pointing at a particulary fat cloud.
"Hey!" Moaned Tidus.
Everybody laughed except Tidus.
"C'mon Selphie! You try!" Said Sora.
"Um, alright. That one looks like a thing with a big nose and a pom-pom attached to a string on it's head!"
"What on earth are you talking about Selphie? What on earth has a pom-pom on it's head?" Asked Riku.
All of a sudden, a moogle fell from the sky and landed on Riku's head.
"Hey Sora! Why did you hit me on the head!" Yelled Riku, thwacking Sora on the head.
"I didn't nimrod!" Shouted Sora pushing at Riku.
"That's IT! You're going down!" Screamed Riku leaping at Sora as they battled to the death. Kairi and the others looked at this strange, seemingly unconcious, creature.
"It wasn't Sora who hit you Riku, this wierd white thing did." Shouted Kairi to Sora and Riku. At these words the moogles eyes snapped open and looked straight at Kairi.
"You know, I really dont appreciate being called a wierd white thing kupo!"
"It talks! Isn't that wicked man!" Exclaimed Wakka.
"Yeah whatever kupo."
"What are you then?" Asked Selphie.
"I'm a moogle kupo!"
Squeaks and sounds of 'kupo's' were heard from above. Everyone looked up, even Sora and Riku who were still in each others arms fighting stopped to look, and what met their eyes was wierd and somewhat disturbing. Millions of moogles all squeaking little cries of 'kupo' were falling down from the sky. Millions upon millions rained down on Destiny Islands.
"I think we better, ow! look for, hey watch it, shelter yeowch!" Tidus warned as several moogles hit his head all saying 'kupo' as they did so. The others agreed as the sounds od 'kupo' was becoming deafening. They ran, moogles bouncing on their bonces to the small hut.
"What are we going to do!" Yelled Kairi over the thunderous roars of 'kupo'.
"I dunno!" Bellowed Riku.
"Maybe we should pray, man?" Shouted Wakka.
"HEEELLLP!" Screamed Sora desperately.
"No-ones going to hear you!" Squeeled Selphie.
But, miraculously a keybalde appeared in Sora's hand. But it wasn't a keyblade we all know and love from the game, oh no. It was called the Moogle Destructor. A keyblade specially crafted to demolish the likes of moogles from Destiny Islands. Various other models appeared in everybody elses, suiting to their weapon.
"Let's go get 'em!" Cried Sora punching the keyblade into the air.
"Yeah!" Cheered the rest.
They all charged outside where, they were buried in an avalanche of moogles.
"Great idea Sora." Moaned Riku with a mouthful of moogles.
"Hey! It aint my fault!" Pleaded Sora.
He punched at a few moogles and they squeeled and shuffled out the way.
"Alright, we've got to get through these moogles unless we want to stay here and be smothered by them. So let's go!"
Everyone then started punching at moogles and eventually they reached the top and looked around. Not a speck of the island was to be seen. There were tha many. There were also amy moogles bobbing around in the sea.
"Oh gosh!" Murmered Selphie. "Yeowch!" Another moogle fell and hit her.
"Let's get them good then!" Roared Tidus. They all brandished their weapons and started hitting moogles into the air and out to sea like golf balls. Teo days later the moogles were still raining and they were no nearer clearing the island than at the beginning.
"What do we do now?" Pondered Sora.
"Panic, man? Hey, shove it!" Suggested Wakka as a moogle fell on his Moogle Musher Blitz Ball.
"No," said Kairi, "why dont we just ask them to go and stop coming?"
"Oh yeah, as if that's gonna work." Laughed Riku. Kairi ignored him and bent down and asked the nearest moogle,
"Could you guys please leave? No offence or anything, but you're kinda filling up the island." The moogle said 'kupo'. Riku rolled his eyes.
"It's not gonna work Kairi." Said Riku. All of a sudden, the island seemed to erupt with kupo's as they went shooting back up into the sky. They were sucked up into the moogle cloud and in 5 minuted they were all gone.
"Thank goodness for that!" Sighed Selphie.
"Well done Kairi!" Yelled Sora.
"Wonder where the moogles have gone now?" Wondered idus.
Meanwhile in Hollow Bastion...
"Where the HELL have all these ruddy moogles come from?" Yelled Maleficent, "How am I supposed to control the heartless with these fuzzy freaks? The heartless will run amuk!"
The truth was that the heartless were having as much trouble as Maleficent. The tried turning moogles into heartless but they just just kept coming and coming and soon the gateway to the darkness was blocked by a tidal wave of moogles.
"What's going on!" Screamed Maleficent. "Where in the universe did they come fom!?"
The truth was that they came from Kingdom Hearts because,
Kingdom hearts is neither Darkness nor Light,
it's moogles...
kupo!
By Daisy