Chapter 3

(Sean/Brother on elevator)

Sean: “Fuck, dude. This elevator is hella slow.”

Brother: “You’re just inpatient.”

Sean: “That too.”

Sean: “Oh, one mo’ thing.”

Brother: “About what?”

Sean: “About our conversation. Even though they heard the first part, don’t say shit to anybody about what they didn’t hear.”

Brother: “Why not?”

Sean: “Cause they don’t need to know shit about this, okay?”

Brother: “(Sean/Brother enter bridge) Alright dude. No one will ever know.”

Sean: “Alright now. Who wants to talk to me?”

Buddy: “Watch our widescreen to your right.”

Sean: “Sweet.”

Brother: “Put it on screen.”

(Widescreen activates)

???: “Heh Heh Heh Heh… hello Suijin.”

Sean: “Ahhh great.”

Yuna: “What’s wrong baby? Who’s that?”

Sean: “(Takes a deep breathe) That’s Seviper.”

Seviper: “Well, I’m so glad that you remember me dear Suijin.”

Sean: “Yeah. Nice to see too, monkey shit. What is you here fo’?”

Seviper: “You know what I’m here for.”

Sean: “Sorry but I don’t.”

Seviper: “Heh Heh… I’m here for…”

???: “I’m not goin’ with you.”

Rikku: “Um… Sean. You… might wanna look to your left. There’s some… purple devil thing.”

Sean: “I know. He’s my spirit.”

???: “Hey.”

All(Except Sean): “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!”

Sean: “CALM DOWN!! He wont hurt ya’ll.”

???: “He’s right, I won’t.”

???: “I am a spirit, which means that no longer have a body of my own. But when I awoke within him when he was about 13, we’ve been friends for years.”

Seviper: “Yes, and I want that spirit. I want it because its power resembles that of the legendary devil, Othoros.”

Yuna: “Well guess what, you won’t have him.”

Sean: “Where you at man?”

Seviper: “I’m on the deck of this ship.”

Sean: “I’m comin’ up.”

Yuna: “(Grabs Sean’s arm) Please, be careful.”

Sean: “You know me.”

???: “She doesn’t know how you fight.”

Sean: “Right about that.”

Devil: “By the way, Sean calls me Devil. Ya’ll can do the same.”

(Sean on the deck of the ship)

Seviper: “Well, are you here to give me my spirit?”

Sean: “ Yo’ Devil, you tell him.”

              As I transform from me to my spirit, I feel kinda… weird. Maybe it’s cause I haven’t done this in 2 years.

Seviper: “Well now… very impressive Suijin. You’re learned to harness the power of your spirit quite well.”

Devil: “Hmm… thanks.”

Seviper: “Now, what is it that you wanted to tell me?”

Devil: “I just wanted to tell you… that I’m stayin’ with Sean.”

Seviper: “(Hissing) Do you really want stay with such a pitiful Saiyan?”

Sean: “(Appears as spirit on Devil’s side) Yo’ Devil, can you do me one good favor. KILL THE FAG!”

Seviper: “You think you, a spirit can beat Seviper?”

Seviper: “(Takes a deep breathe) OF COURSE!! (charges towards Seviper)”

          We fight hard, & we fight fast. Both of us throwin’ punches & kicks, and dodgin’ every single hit. We don’t hit each other for a while , cause we’re both fast.

          Finally we yack each other in the face. Then that continues kicks, grapple attacks, special moves, and energy attacks.

          Unfortunately I’m lyin’ on the ground cause Seviper hit me with his snake hair, and now I’m poisoned.

Seviper: “HAHAHAHA!! You thought you could beat me with your attacks? Pitiful.”

Devil: “AAAAARRRRRRGGGHH!!”

Seviper: “You may be wonderin’ why you’re feelin’ pain from ordinary snake venom.”

Devil: “This isn’t… regular VENOOM!!”

Seviper: “Quite right. You see I’ve combined my venom with several different substances. One of  them, was Salatrode.”

Devil: “The element that can… kill any immortal, of any species…”

Seviper: “Yes. So pretty soon, you will… DIE! HAHAHAHA!!”

          Hmm, that’s what he thinks. You see only Sean can be killed by Salatrode, cause he’s an immortal. But me, …. I thrive on it.

Devil: “Heh Heh Heh… HAHAHAHAHA!!”

Seviper: “What? B-But your suppose to… you’re not suppose to be…”

Devil: “What, live? Maybe you didn’t read me correctly. Ya see, Sean and I have switched minds and bodies. So whatever weaknesses he can’t stand, 9 times out of 10 I’ll thrive on them.”

Seviper: “NOOOOO!”

Devil: “And now thanks to this experience with your Salatrode venom, Sean wants a whack at ya.”

Seviper: “Fuck.”

Devil/Sean: “Oh yeah.”

(Devil & Sean switch minds & bodies)

Sean: “(Powerin’ up) Guess who’s back… back again. Sean is back, tell your mom.”

Seviper: “Ahhh. Nooo!”

Sean: “OOHH YESS! You die today.”

          I charge up on that venom-tongued assclown, beatin’ his ass like you wouldn’t believe. I’m throwin’ punches, kicks, grapple attacks, special moves, and energy attacks. I’m fuckin’ hittin’ him with everything from Tae Kwon Do & Jujitsu, to Kickboxing and the extremely deadly Hokuto Shinken.

          While snake boy is flyin’ through mid-air, I take out my 2 Lightsabers, & toss them right through Seviper’s shoulders. The speed of the sabers sent him flyin’ into a wall, incapable of getting out of his predicament.

Sean: “(Floats towards Seviper) HAHA! You’re stuck.”

          Just as I get ready to kill, I get a feelin’. The type of feelin’ that lets you know that you learned something new. So I checked my abilities, and indeed I learned a new power. It is called Swarm of Scarabs. Big Egyptian bugs that eat folks from the inside out. A death worth deservin’ of Seviper.

Sean: “Ay yo’, guess what. I’ve just learned a new ability. But before I use it let me ask you one question, are you afraid of bugs?”

Seviper: “WHAAT?”

Sean: “Unleash Swarm of Scarabs.”

Seviper: “Sean… please. Y-you don’t… wanna do this. You’re not yourself.”

Sean: “Don’t give me that bull shit. You know of all people that Saiyans never give up. And that they will always kill their opponents.”

Seviper: “……”

Sean: “Or did you forget that you’re also a Saiyan?”

Seviper: “……”

Sean: “Well, you must have.”

Seviper: “Hey-Hey-Hey-HEEYY!!”

Sean: “Swarm of Scarabs, eat his insides now.”

          The only thing that I hear is the bitch-like screams of snake boy as my little buggers eat his insides, leavin’ his skin flappin’ in the wind.

Sean: “(Powerin’ down) Hell have no fury like Sean Kazama, pissed off.”

Yuna: “(Through Com.) Sean. Sean come in.”

Sean: “What the hell? Yunie, where are you?”

Yuna: “I’m onboard the Celsius. Where you at?”

Sean: “I’m in Bevelle. What the hell is this shit on me shoulder?”

Yuna: “It’s one of Shinra’s clip-on communicators. I slipped it on your jacket before you got up today.”       

Sean: “Oh, coo’ (Sean blacks out)”

          All of a sudden, I start to slowly fall from my position. At the same time, I feel my powers… shuttin’ down. But I’m not a machine. Unless…. FFUUUCCCKK!!

Yuna: “(Through Com.) Sean…? Sean stop bein’ an ass. Sean, please stop. Sean. SEAN!!”

(Sean in unknown area)

Sean: “(Jerks up) YUNA NO!”

          Where am I? I’m not supposed to be here, I’m suppose to be in Bevelle. Wait a sec, th-this place feels like the… the Farplane.

Sean: “Why? Why? FUCKIN’ WHY?”

Sean: “(Cryin’) Seviper… I hate you. I guess… your Salatrode venom… did kill me.”

???: “No, it didn’t.”

          I look to the direction of where the voice was comin’ from, but I found blinding light instead. It was so fuckin’ bright that I couldn’t use my powers to see past the light. All I could do was wait until the light was over.

???: “Hello, Suijin.”

Sean: “Who you be?”

???: “You mean, who are you?”

Sean: “Blood, shut yer mouth. If I want any shit out of you, I’ll knock it out of you.”

Miyamoto: “Hmm. I’m Miyamoto. A Saiyan, like you. But the difference is that I’m the first ever Saiyan.”

Sean: “You swear?”

Miyamoto: “You don’t believe me?”

Sean: “Um… I… don’t know.”

Miyamoto: “Anyway, do you know where you’re at?”

Sean: “Um… no. but it feels like the Farplane.”

Miyamoto: “But it’s not.(Mysterious table appears) Please, have a seat.”

Sean: “Fine.(Sits in chair)”

Miyamoto: “(Sits in chair) Don’t you think this place is beautiful?”

Sean: “OOhh yeah. I might have to get pictures of this place.”

Miyamoto: “I figured you might say that.”

Miyamoto: “This is the Farplane Meadow.”

Sean: “The Farplane Meadow? I ain’t never heard… fuckers.”

Miyamoto: “What’s wrong?”

Sean: “Yevon… them secret-keepin’ bastardos. Does everybody in Spira know about this place?”

Miyamoto: “Yeah. Now.”

Sean: “Yeah. You know that Yevon had hella secrets kept from Spira. And thanks to Yuna for exposing them, everybody in Spira knows about these secrets.”

Miyamoto: “True, true. But does all of Spira know about Vegnagun?”

Sean: “Vegna-what?”

Miyamoto: “We’ll talk later. Now, let’s talk about why I’m here.”

Sean: “This wasn’t it?”

Miyamoto: “I came to talk to you about why you’re here. You see, your body has taken in incredible amounts of energy from suckin’ opponent’s energy attacks and training. You’ve gone over your limit. You’ll die soon.

Sean: “Wha? The fuck you talkin’ about?”

          Suddenly the bright light returns around him. While he fades away into the light, he whispers, “You wont last. You’ll die soon.” Then after he leaves, I see an explosion in the hills. The shockwaves of the blast come quickly, knockin’ me on my ass.

(Onboard the Celsius)

Sean: “(Jerks up) FUCK!”

RIkku: “Hey Yunie, he’s up.”

Yuna: “Sean, you’re up.(Hugs Sean)”

Sean: “Hey Yunie.”

Yuna: “(Lightly cryin’) You almost had me goin’.”

Sean: “Sorry. Wasn’t intentional.”

Rikku: “(Slaps Sean on back of head) Do you know how worried we were, jackass?”

Sean: “I do now, woman.”

Yuna: “What happened to you?”

Sean: “Well… after I killed Seviper and Yuna called me, my powers just… turned off.”

Paine: “Turned off?”

Sean: “Yeah.”

Paine: “Are you a machine?”

Yuna: “Does he look like a machine?”

Paine: “No. But you never know.”

Sean: “Today you know, I ain’t no goddamn machine. I may have a chip in my brain and a super powerful  laser cannon called the Vector Cannon, I’m not a machine.”

Paine: “I’ll bet.”

Sean: “But then I awoke in the most beautiful place on this goddamn planet.”

Yuna: “How beautiful was it?”

Sean: “As beautiful as you, and then some.”

Yuna: “Wow. Really?”

Sean: “I don’t lie when it comes with beautiful shit.”

Rikku: “Where at?”

Sean: “I didn’t know at the time. But after a few, seconds that is, it started to feel more and more like the Farplane.”

Sean: “But then some dude callin’ himself Miyamoto came & told me that it wasn’t the Farplane, It was the Farplane Meadow.”

Sean: “But Miyamoto. I feel like I’ve heard that name before.”

Shinra: “Miyamoto. 1700 years ago he was supreme ruler of planet Vegeta, the Saiyan home world. He was also the first ever male Saiyan to exist.”

Sean: “How do you know that?”

Shinra: “I’m researching on him.”

Sean: “So he was tellin’ the truth.”

Paine: “You didn’t believe him?”

Sean: “D.T.A, unless you know them.”

Brother: “Huh?”

Rikku: “D.T.A stands for don’t trust anybody.”

Sean: “Sir yes sir.”

Yuna: “You don’t… trust anybody?”

Sean: “WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO! Hold on baby girl, I trust ya. Don’t think I don’t, cause I do.”

Yuna: “Then, who don’t you trust?”

Sean: “If I don’t know you, I have no reason to trust ya. That’s how I am. If you don’t like how I am … BITE ME!!”

Yuna: “I wont have to bite you, cause I love you.”

Sean: “Me too. (Sean kisses Yuna)”

Rikku/Paine: “Anything else happen?”

Sean: “(Breaks kiss) Well…”

(Siren goes off)

Buddy: “Shit. We got bad news Gullwings.”

Rikku: “What’s goin’ on?”

Buddy: “Fiends are pourin’ out of the Besaid, Kilika, Djose, & Bevelle temples.

 Yuna/Rikku/Paine: “WHAT?”

Sean: “Is you serious?”

Brother: “Yeah. But where should we go?”

Sean: “Hmmm… Bevelle.”

Rikku: “Um… we can’t go there without getting’ shot at.”

Sean: “WHAT? I’ll find out later.”

Buddy: “Djose & Bevelle called and said that they can handle it themselves.”

Sean/Rikku: “HA! My ass!”

Paine: “That leaves us with Besaid and Kilika.”

Yuna: “Me & Sean will take Besaid & you two get Kilika.”

Paine: “Gotcha.”

Sean: “Yuna, follow me.”

Yuna: “Well where are we going? We’re supposed to go to Besaid.”

Sean: “We is girl. Don’t worry.”

(Sean/Yuna on deck)

Yuna: “And we’re up here why?”

Sean: “Get on my back.”

Yuna: “Why?”

Sean: “We’s about to fly to Besaid.”

Yuna: “Really?”

Sean: “(Yuna gets on Sean’s back) Yes we is.”

Sean: “Is you hangin’ on tight?”

Yuna: “Uh-huh.”

Sean: “(Powerin’ up) Good. Cause I don’t want you to fall. Even though I could catch you hella quick I still don’t want you to fall.”

Yuna: “Don’t worry. I have no intention of fallin’.”

Sean: “Hi-Ho Suijin, (Starts flyin’) AWAAY!!”

          YEAH, I love flyin’. Zoomin’ hella fast through the air, high above all these suckas. It’s a beautiful thing.

Yuna: “WOOOOO! This is so fuckin’ cool!”

Sean: “OOhh yeah! Hey, I see Besaid. I’m goin’ in. (Sean/Yuna fly down to Besaid)”

                                       Chapter 4

(Sean/Yuna land in Besaid)

Yuna: “WOOO! Well, that was fuckin’ awesome.”

Sean: “Sure. Now let’s (Fiend jumps on Sean).”

       This dog-like fiend jumps on me, literally tryin’ to bite my frickin’ head off. Just then, Mr. Dog fiend gets pelted with bullets from an unknown source. I push the dead dog off me & see Yuna… blowin’ the smoke off her guns?

 
Sean: “Where’d you get them guns?”

Yuna: “(Points guns at Sean’s head) Wakka got them for me on my 19^th birthday.”

Sean: “Sweet. Let’s get to savin’ Besaid (Sean pulls out Souledge).”

Yuna: “Oh my god. That sword has an eye.”

Sean: “Tell me somethin’ I don’t know.”

Sean: “Well talk later, remember fiends?”

Yuna: “Oh yeah.”

       We make it to Besaid, but it looks totally fucked up. Fiends flyin’ all over hell’s half acre, terrorizin’ everything and every person on the island. Yuna wastes no time openin’ a can of gun powder whoop-ass on the fiends.

       I step in, slicin’ and dicin’ anything that looked like a fiend, and killed about 13 until I turned to my left and saw…

Sean: “Wha… ? I don’t fuckin’ believe this… bull shit.”

       Tyson? Tyson… Crow? NO FUCKIN’ WAY!

 Sean: “HEEY TYSON!”

Tyson: “(Turns towards Sean)… HOLY FUCK!”

Sean/Tyson: “YOU’RE ALIVE!!”

Tyson: “(Shakes hands w/ Sean) What the hell are you doin’ here man?!”

Sean: “I was about to save this fuckin’ island. What the hell is you doin’ here?”

Tyson: “I came fo’ a visit from Bevelle. Then out of nowhere, I’m fightin’ fiends, & yo’ ass shows up.”

Yuna: “Could I get some help Sean?”

Sean: “Oh, my bad.”

Sean: “Tyson, you’re gonna help me now.”

Tyson: “Way ahead of ya dog.”

       Old friends reunited, once again kickin’ ass all over the place. And all these years I thought his ass was dead. But I should have known better.

(10 minutes later after killin’ fiends)

Tyson: “I’m pooped.”

Yuna: “I haven’t done this… in a long time.”

Sean: “Do you know how… tired I am?”

       Out of nowhere, a mysterious portal open from the top of the Besaid temple, and some girl falls from the portal crashin’ down through the temple.

       Wait. I know who that girl is.

Yuna: “Whoa. Who was that?”

Tyson: “I have absolutely no idea.”

Sean: “I know who that was.”

Tyson: “ Who man?”

Sean: (Walk towards temple) My step sister.”

Yuna: “Say what?”

Tyson: “His step sister. By the way, I’m Tyson Crow.”

Yuna: “I’m Yuna.”

(Inside temple)

Sean: “……”

Yuna: “You have a step sister?”

Sean: “Uh-huh.”

Yuna: “(Grabs Sean’s arm)Is she okay?”

Sean: “Yeah. She’s about to come to in 3, 2, 1.”

       My sister starts movin’ after the count of one. Hopefully she’s not totally fucked up.

???: “… Whoa! Sean!”

Sean: “What’s up you?”

???: “(Hugs Sean) It’s so good to see ya bro.”

Sean: “Same here, sis.”

Sean: “Yuna, I’d like fo’ you to meet my full Japanese step sister, Christine Kazama.”

Christine: “Hi.”

(Loud roar from temple)

Tyson: “What the hell?”

Yuna: “Let’s find out what that was.”

Sean: “(Pulls out Souledge) Alrighty then.”

Christine: “Where’d you get that?”

Sean: “Some assclown claiming to be my grandpa mailed it to me when I got back from my universal trainin’.”

Christine: “I also heard that you mercilessly slaughtered Maester Seymour cause he tried to marry Yuna.”

Sean: “Uh-huh.”

Christine: “You loved her didn’t you?”

Sean: “With all my heart I did.”

Christine: “So did you tell her?”

Sean: “Yeah. She felt the same way.”

Tyson: “Yo’ Sean. Come on man.”

Sean: “Here I come to save the day!”

Christine: “Me too.”

(Sean, Yuna, Tyson, & Christine inside temple of trials)

Yuna: “Okay guys, I’m gonna take point. Follow me.”

Tyson: “Fine.”

Christine: “So Sean, how long you been with Yuna?”

Sean: “Under a month.”

Christine: “Under a month? You serious?”

Sean: “I’ll tell you later.”

       Out of nowhere, several gunshots are heard from deep within the temple. Yuna must be shootin’ somethin’.

Tyson: “Hopefully that was Yuna cappin’ & not Yuna getting’ capped.”

Yuna: “Hey guys, come quick. It’s Wakka.”

       We all run up to Wakka, who’s lyin’ on the floor with… a broken arm. Well at least he ain’t dead.

Wakka: “Hey. How’s everything brutha?”

Sean: “We’ll talk later. You need to leave.”

Wakka: “I gotta tell ya something first…”

Rikku: “(Through Sean’s Com.) Hey Sean.”

Sean: “(Talks through Com.) What man?”

Rikku: “ We’ve taken care of Kilika. No more fiends comin’ out this mo’ fo’.”

Sean: “Sweet.”

Rikku: “But we had to kill an aeon so the fiends would stop.”

Sean: “Which one?”

Rikku: “Ifrit.”

Sean: “(Turns off Com.) Alright ya’ll, we’re goin’ aeon huntin’.”

Yuna: “What?”

Sean: “Rikku & Paine had to kill an aeon to stop the fiends from comin’ out Kilika temple. So 9 times out of 10, we’ll have to do the same fuckin’ thing.”

Tyson: “So we gotta be prepared.”

Sean: “Was that what ya wanted to tell a brutha, Wakka?”

Wakka: “Yeah it was.”

Sean: “Now let’s go find us an…”

       Seconds later, I get speared through the walls & glass by an unknown big thing. I then get knocked on my ass… by Valefor with arms. It was possessed by something or someone stupid. All I knew was that I was gonna fight this bitch.

Sean: “(Becomes Super Saiyan 3) Guess what. You’re gonna die.”

Tyson: “(Powerin’ up) What about me man? I want action.”

Sean: “And that is what you & I shall receive.”

       Valefor makes the first charge, towards Tyson. But he dodges him, then goes off on his ass. I come in and help whoop ass, then Valefor grabs us by the neck with his powerful ass hands. Me and Tyson fight hard against this ass, but sadly Valefor whoops on us the most.

Tyson: “… I hurt.”

Sean: Tell me something… I don’t know.”

       We need to find a way to beat his ass fo’ good. I think I’ll talk to Tyson with the use of my mind.

Sean: “{Hey Tyson.}”

Tyson: “{What… ?}”

Sean: “{Got any good courses of action, blood?}”

Tyson: “{Naw man, I do not.}”

Sean: “{……… HEY!}”

Tyson: “{What now?}”

Sean: “{I gots an idea. Do you remember… The Dark Paladin?}”

Tyson: “{OH DAMN! Valefor’s about to get fucked up.}”

Sean: “Ay Valefor.”

Tyson: “Are you ready to die?”

Sean: “If you say you ain’t, guess what…”

Sean/Tyson: “You dyin’ anyways.”

Sean/Tyson: “FU-SION HA!”

(Dark Paladin appears)

D. Paladin: “………”

Christine: “Whoa!”

Yuna: “Holy Shit!”

D. Paladin: “Hmm. You’re our prey?”

D. Paladin: “With a power level of only 100 billion, compared to our 999 trillion… YOU WILL NOT LAST!!”

       Our opponent is weak & unworthy of being alive. Valefor die within 5 seconds.

       Like we said, unworthy of  being alive.

Yuna: “They… did that?”

Christine: “I’ve never seen them do that shit.”

D. Paladin: “… De-fusion.”

(Sean/Tyson separate)

Sean: “Who better than Sean Kazama?”

Tyson: “Who better than Tyson Crow?”

Sean/Tyson: “NO ONE!!”

Yuna: “Wow guys. That was the shit.”

Christine: “And the power level was off the charts like fuck yo’.”

Tyson: “Yeah that was tight, huh Sean?”

I wasn’t payin’ attention to what Tyson was sayin’, cause I was to fuckin’ busy fallin’ cause my powers we’re acting up again. My powers are decreasin’… again.

Christine: “Uh… big bro, are you okay?”

Yuna: “Sean, what’s wrong? Baby please, wake up.”

Yuna: “Tyson, what’s wrong with him?”

Tyson: “It’s his powers. They’re decreasin’.”

Yuna: “WHAT?”

Tyson: “YO’ MAN! WAKE UP!!”

       If only I could, Tyson. If only I wasn’t dyin’ for no reason.

                                     END!

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