Title: The Oompa Loompa Trilogy- Prt.
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By:Lorraine and Norma
Once upon a time in World Map, there was a
raging party in Squall's dorm. The guys were gambling on who could fart the
longest. All the girl's were getting a bit tipsy at the mini bar.
" I have to stop drinking!"
Rinoa exclaimed.
" Me too," Selphie said opening
Squall's pillow and throwing up. " I leave him a little surprise for
later."
Quistis continued to down
another beer; it was her seventh beer that night. Then Squall came stumbling
over.
" Man I was the first one out,"
Squall whined being drunk.
" I'm going to
stop drinking," Rinoa slurred.
" Don't do that Rhino!" Squall
said partially collapsing on Rinoa. Squall stood up and smiled at Rinoa. He
gently tipped her head back, yanked her mouth open and poured beer down her
throat. Rinoa began choking and gagging untill she threw up projectile vomit,
knocking Squall off of his feet. Squall shook like a wet dog on steroids.
Then Irvine and Zell walked over. Irvine looked depressed.
" I won!" Zell exclaimed, " Man
those hot dogs do me good!"
"Oh baby," Selphie said cradling
Irvine's face," I still love you even if you can't fart for a long
time."
" Let's go back to my dorm, got
a good idea," Irvine said seductively. Irvine and Selphie walked out of the dorm
hand in hand. Rinao decided it was time to go when she heard a bang. It was just
Selphie hitting the door frame as she struggled to walk in a straight line.
" I CAN WRAP AROUND MY LEG AND
TUCK IT IN MY SOCK," Irvine yelled from outside the room. Rinoa didn't want to
know what he meant by that.
" I'M GOING TO GO!" Rinoa yelled
as she let out a huge belch.
"Me too!" Zell said. They
both stumbled out the door running into each other.
" Bye Rinka!" Squall called
out.
"OOOOO! Just the two of us!"
Quistis said licking Squall's foot as he attempted to dance around the room in
an elf hat.
"Mmmmmm! Toe jam!" Quistis
drooled as she did a faceplant. Squall laughed as his foot began to
tickle.
"Let's do it!" Quisitis
said smiling
"Nah! I'm going out with Rimayo!
Mmmmm, mayo!" Squall drooled
" WHO'S YOUR DADDY!" Quistis
yelled humping his leg.
"Let me get back to you on
that one." Squall said burying his face in his pillow as ravioli squished
against his face like a vomit massage. Then that was the night Squall got
raped.
Back at Irvine's dorm him and
Selphie were having a heated farting contest. That was his good idea. it smelled
like 70 rotten eggs.
"DAMN BURRITOS!" Selphie yelled
as she held her butt and ran into the washroom. Selphie and Irvine died because
the lack of oxygen in the air.
In the hallway, Rinoa dived for
a 20 second frencher at Zell thinking it was Squall.
"Mmmm, hotdogs!" Rinoa
drooled.
"Mmmmm, beer!" Zell
gargled.
" Night Squally- Poo! " rinoa
said
" Night Rinoa-chicker-doodle!"
Zell called as Rinoa walked into a wall and fell down unconscious. The next
morning..................
ON THE NEXT OOMPLA LOOMPA TRILOGY,
PRT.2.
Will Squall ever find out about the heated kiss
between Rinoa and Zell?
Will Squall remember he was
raped?
Will they ever find Selphie and Irvine's
body?
Will Seifer return seeking
vengeance?
Will Rinoa and Quistis get into a bitch slap
fight?
Will the writer's ever stop smoking? Jks,
jks.
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT OOMPA LOOMPA
TRILOGY.
Till next time. Doesn't Simon Cowell
look like an oompa loompa?