Sephy’s Revenge
By David Dunatov
Narrator: It seems today kiddies that Sephy is up to something! Lets whatch to see what happens to them, also, stop by the salad bar near 42 street, that place is a GOD for vegetarians! Literally!
(At the final Dungeon)
Cloud: Oh pooh! This is very nerve recking! Ok, one more check:
Materia…………………check
Items……………………check
Weapons………………..check
Rubbers………………...Double Check
And don’t you people go ‘ewww, rubbers’ they are very useful, not just for safe sex!
Tifa: Cloud you ready
Cloud: (*wink wink*)
Tifa: Cloud?
Cloud: Oh, yeah, yup, got everthing!
Tifa: What about the other guys?
Red XIII: WOOF, I mean, I got everything. Even kibbles and bits! YUM!
Yuffie: EWWWWWWWWWWW! That’s major, like, totally, like, gross and whatever!
Barret: WHO STOLE MY ^%%$#^*&T)&*T KIBBLES AND BITS?
Red XIII: Not uh……….
Barret: RED?
Red XIII: Well, uh, you see………
Barret: THAT’S IT, COME HERE YOU ^%^*)*& MONGREL!
Red XIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Red gets chased away by Barret into the cave so cloud and the group decided it was time
to go)
Cloud: ready guys?
Everyone: Yup
Cloud: Then lets go!
(They walk bravely down to the center of the core with the theme of cid music)
Cid: Where ever that &*)&* music is comin from, its pretty good.
Cloud: I heard Sephy bought a new boom box, that’s probably why.
Red XIII: WOOF
Cloud: Red?
Red XIII: Whatever
(In the center they see Sephy with earphones on dancing to the odd music)
Cid: That &*8756 ain’t odd, its %#% good!
(Sorry, can I go now?)
Cid: Sure
(Thx)
Narrator: So now the head toward the center, they see Sephy and unplug his boom box. Embarrassed, he jumps behind his “Meteo bed” and checks who his visitors are?
Sephy: Im not embarrassed!
Narrator: Sorry, you were shocked.
Sephy: Nope
Narrator: You were raped!
Sephy: What the ^%^$%^?
Narrator: Just a thought, uh, you were scared.
Sephy: nope
Narrator: You were weak…
Sephy: no, no, NO!
Narrator: Just let me do MY ^&$^^$ JOB and you do yours!
Sephy: Sorry
Narrator: it ok
Sephy: it ok
Sephy: JYNX
Narrator:……………………!
Sephy: HAHAHAHAHA, you can’t talk now!
Vincent :………………….!
Sephy: What did you say?
Vincent: ……………………..!
Sephy: You mock me?
Vincent: ………………….?
Sephy: You surprise me Vincent………..
Vincent: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: I was jinxed for so long, does anyone EVER say my name anymore?
Cloud: Why did you not tell us by writing it down?
Vincent: Im a Freaken vampire, how the hell can I write?
Tifa: This is weird!
Red XIII: WOOF
Barret: Stop your ^&%$ WOOFin!
Red XIII: Sorry, I just can’t help it, WOOF!
Sephy: So now it is time for all of you to die!!!!!
Author: Wait a second here, ill finish you off first!
Sephy: WHA?
Author: Two of my guys went home crying because of you, one of them was like a mime, I don’t know why?
Sephy: Then you shall die too!!!!!!
Author: Not really, I set a special punishment for you.
Sephy: You can’t do nothing to me, tell me what you will do!
Author: Let me whisper it…………pst pst pst
Sephy: ………..yes………..OMG!
Author: Exactly
Sephy: Wha, how, way, you can’t do this, that’s just plain evil!
Author: And I lost a Narrator and a () Person.
Sephy: Damb You!
Author: OH oh, naughty words! Time to suffer!
Sephy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The Baseterd Sephy mutates into a hideous reptile, disgusting in every way)
Author: Hey, your back!
(Yup, thx for sticking up for me, im emotional)
Author: No problem
Narrator: Im back too, thx for what you said!
Author: No Problem
Narrator: Whats that lump of shit there?
Author: That’s Sephy’s body mutating; stand back, I think it is contagious.
(That’s Sephy, HAHAHA, I thought that was a pile of shit, HAHAHA)
Author: LOOK, THE MUTATION IS DONE!
Everyone: OMG
Yuffie: Get that, like, thing away from me, or like whatever, Gwad.
Red XIII: WOOF?
Barret: Shit, it cant be?????
Cloud: …………….
Vincent: YAY, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk I ca…….what the hell is that?
Aeris+Tifa: EWWWWWWWWWW!
Cait Sith: Hey guys, I found the highwind here and I just came to remind you of the ta…….What the hell?
BarneySephy: I kill you
You try to kill me
I eat ice cream with some tea
With a slash of my blade going from me to you
Won’t you say you’ll kill me too!
Literally Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Lets kill that %^^& before it ^&%^&%$(&* kills us!
(they get into the battle except BarneySeph has gottin the advantage)
(After 2 hours of intense fighting)
BarneySephy: Im feeling tingly inside
Cid: Now don’t tell me the &*(^&^& is gay!
Cloud: Look, he’s vibrating.
Tifa+Aeris: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
BarneySephy:Oh OH!
(Barney Sephy transforms back into regular Sephy)
Sephy: That was a sick and cruel punishment.
Author: What could I say, im the master of fear!
Sephy: GRRRRRRRRR, you may have won the battle, which you did, but you will never win the WAR!
Cloud: Yeah, yeah.
Sephy: Just one more thing, Vincent, who did you work for?
Vincent: The turks
Sephy: The turks
Sephy: JYNX!!!!
Vincent: …………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephy: Ill be back!
Cloud: He sounded like Arnold Schwarzeneger when he said that!
Vincent: ………………………..!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Poor friend, we will find out how to un-jynx you one day!
Vincent: L
Author: Poor Guy, all they have to do is say his name, Oh well. Till next time friends!
Narrator: Yup
(same here)
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