Safer Sephiroth flies into Holy after his loss.
Sephiroth: Do not be tempted to believe you can win this battle!!!
Sephiroth, limping, rushes into Holy.
Tifa, whispering: {Cloud, take this cannon and stick yours and Cid's sword into it. Then aim it at Holy and press this button.}
Cloud grabs his sword and Cid's staff and shoves them into the open holes. Then they aim it at Holy and fire. Holy starts to glow pale green...and it explodes once Sephiroth flies into it.
Sephiroth: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth is flung into Meteor.
Sephiroth: MOTHER!!!!!
Sephiroth gets the final feeling that Jenova is not his mother.
Sephiroth: ...JENOVA!!! YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER, TRAITOR!! I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE PLANET!!!
But Sephiroth is flung into Meteor, which is its own seperate Hell hole. Then Sephiroth is burnt to a crisp. Midgar waits and watches carefully at what happens. BAMMM!!!!!! Sephiroth has exploded, destroying most of Meteor.
Barret: The hell is this all about?
Tifa, Red XIII, Vincent, Yuffie, and Cait Sith appear suddenly.
Cloud: ...I think we destroyed Sephiroth.
Mysterious: He is finally...destroyed.
Cloud and his friends turn around to see the living soul of Aeris. Cloud's knees practically give way, and he holds on the his cannon to keep him upright.
Cloud: ...Aeris? Is that you?
Aeris: Yes, Cloud, it is me. You have kept me alive. Now, Sephiroth believed he could live in Planet, but Planet hated him. They took his soul and placed it in Meteor. He caused it, and it states in the Scriptures that if anything is to befall Planet, the causer must die and rot in the Hell that could befall the destruction of Planet. That is why both Holy and Weapon was made.
Cloud and Barret: But weapon was bad!
Aeris: Weapon thought of Humans as Sephiroth clones. Weapon was not bad. It was simply following the will of Planet.
Cloud and his friends finally understand Weapon.
Tifa: But how do we stop it?
Aeris breathes deeply.
Aeris: We have to make another Weapon.
Cid's second-to-last cigarette dies and falls to the ground.
Cid: Damn!!! How do we make another Weapon?
Aeris looks torward Planet for its answer.
Aeris: Planet forgot its "recipe" to make Weapon. But it can recover it.
All but Aeris: How?
Aeris: Planet will lift one of you into the air. That person must recover the Swamp Water from this cave, and fight Ultimate Weapon and use Swamp Water on it. It will send the DNA of Weapon to Planet. It will make an anti-Weapon creature.
Cloud gets lifted up into the air...duh!
Cloud: Ummm....
Cid takes his last cigarette. He aint got a match. Aeris reads his thoughts.
Aeris: Throw it into Holy.
Cid: You messin' with my mind, you damn dead flower girl?!!!
Aeris: Throw it into Holy.
Cid: Quit sayin' 'dat, damnit!
Aeris: Throw it into Holy.
Cloud: Cid, throw it into Holy.
Cid: Why, Aeris?
Aeris: Planet will read your thoughts, and light the cigarette for you. Plus, it could give you a special surprise.
Cid: Damnit, you all are against me on this. Ok.
Cid throws the LAST CIGARETTE into Holy. Half a second later, it comes out lit.
Cid: Wow!! Planet oughta make this stuff portable!!
Everyone laughs.
Aeris: Go Cloud. Everyone, you should all leave. Holy will leave one hour from the time Sephiroth detonated. That was 21 minutes ago. Hurry, everyone. Cid, you got a present..
Cid: Ok.
Cloud: Lets go everyone.
Cid puts the cigarette in his mouth.
Cid: Damn, Cloud, I just told you that you oughta make it sound cool, you idiot!!!
Cloud: ...Let's break!
Cid slaps his forehead.
Cid: I'll give you lessons later.
Everyone leaves the Northern Crater, except Cloud. He's in a swamp. He just found Swamp Water.
Cloud: Alright!!! Now, I'd better break!!
Aeris: Hurry, Cloud. In 8 minutes, Holy departs.
Cloud blushes: OK, Aeris. You'd better split too. I don't know what'll happen to you. Be careful. If they make you into Mako, I'll make sure to get it.
Aeris: Oh, don't worry. I won't.
Cloud: Goodbye, Aeris.
Aeris: Bye, Cloud.
Aeris dissapears.
7 minutes!!
Cloud scrambles out of the swamp.
He begins the journey up the spiral ramp.
6 minutes!!
2 minutes later he finds a gap to jump across. He jumps, but misses and catches with his sword. That will cost him time.
3 minutes!!
He finishes the ramp.
1 minute!!!!
He rushes into the Highwnd.
Cloud: Aeris...CID!! GET THIS DAMN SHIP OFF THE GROUND!!
20 seconds!!
Cid: Takeoff!
10 seconds!!
Preparing to leave the hole around Northern Crater.
9!!!
Hits the accellerator code.
4...
3...
2...
Cid: We're outa here!!!
Airship is on the outer access perimiter around Northern Crater.
1...
The planet shakes...
Pale green rocks emerge from Northern Crater heading straight for Meteor.
Cid goes to inspect the rear of the ship.
Cid: DAMN!! They'd better not have scratched my ship!!
Holy didn't. The cigarette falls from Cid's mouth. That was his last one.
Cid takes out a new pack of cigarettes.
Cid: This is the Planet's gift.
Everyone laughs.
Cloud: Cid, you got sensors on this ship, right? Find me Ultimate Weapon.
In five minutes, Cid finds Ultimate Weapon near the Junon/Condor area.
Cid: Got em. Headin where he is.
In 10 minutes, they fight.
Cloud: Alright, almight bastard!! We just finished Sephiroth, now you are comin next!!
Barret: Planet's people do not prosper from you!! Be gone, immediately!!
Cid: Ok. Another one o' you damn bastards. What did I do wrong to deserve this?
Cloud: Take this, beast!!
Cloud throws the Swamp Water. It looks like a slug.
The item breaks up. It forms molecules around Ultimate Weapon. They zoom into his eyes, his nose, his mouth, anywhere it can get in.
Weapon stumbles forward. It drags itself backward. It is thrown up into the air. It lands, causing 3121 damage. Swamp Water leaves, and Weapon flies away.
Cloud: Ok. I hope that worked. I ain't goin back in Northern Crater.
Mysterious: You must.
Cloud: Aeris, is that you?
Aeris: Yes. I have the molecular structure of Ultimate Weapon right here. You must come to Northern Crater at once if you want Anti-Weapon.
Cid interupts: Hey!! Will there be more cigs?
Aeris shrugs: I don't know. All I know is Planet's people will not be safe until Ultimate, Emerald, and Ruby weapons are destroyed.
Cloud: THERE ARE THREE FREAKIN' WEAPONS?
Aeris: Yes. But, you need not get more Swamp Waters. Also, once you defeat Ruby Weapon, go to Kalm and talk to a man. He will trade you an item for a Gold Chocobo. You must get the chocobo. There is one more task then before Planet is safe.
Cloud: Sure thing, Aeris. We will be there once again.
Aeris: Cloud, one last thing. I will be in my body's form once again. I MUST STAY IN THE LIFESTREAM, HOWEVER. If I leave, I will be resurrected.
Cloud: And you'll be alive again!!
Aeris: Yes Cloud. But, I don't want to be. I want to stay here and strengthen every living soul on this planet. I am the last remaining Cetra. I do not want them to be extinct.
Cloud: If you leave...
Aeris: Then the next time I leave, I will not be able to return. Then the Cetra will be completely extinct.
Cloud: But, you could...have children.
Aeris: They'd die with me the moment they entered my body. Then they would be extinct.
Cloud: Ok. See you there, Aeris.
Aeris smiles: Ok, Cloud.
After 20 minutes, they meet in the Holy hole.
A beast comes out with 8 seats and a huge floor with a landing pad for the Highwind.
Cid: Da bomb!!
Cloud: Aeris?
Aeris appears surrounded by green liquid.
Aeris: Hello, Cloud. Like Ultimate Parry?
Cid: That name is too tacky. I like it.
Cloud: Looks good to me. You make this?
Aeris: I did the blueprint work.
Cloud: You sound like you have a complete military base in Planet.
Aeris laughs: That's a metaphor. Now, hop in, and it'll warp you to a random Weapon. But I'll fly up to get Highwind. I designed that as your present, Cid.
Cid: DAMN!!!!! Are you crazy? This thing might never survive, and if it don't, at least don't scratch her up, Aeris!
Aeris: She won't lose, Cid. Trust me. Lets go.
The dials spin...Ultimate...Ruby...Emerald...Ultimate...Ruby...Emerald...Ultimate...Ruby...Emerald...Ultimate...Ruby Weapon - finding Ruby Weapon.
After 12 minutes, Ruby Weapon is spotted near Corel Prison.
Cloud: Hey, what's this button do?
Cid: Cloud, no, don't tou...
Cloud hits the button. Ruby Weapon is looming right in front of them.
Ultimate PARRY fires a laser from its eyes. It goes through and comes over and grabs Ruby's ears and pulls them to the Ultimate PARRY. Ultimate PARRY does its Limit Break - Ultimate WEAPON. It takes all swords and staffs and connects them together into a pinwheel. Then it takes Vincent's gun, puts in on top. It takes Yuffie's Pinwheel weapon, and sticks it on bottom. Ultimate PARRY makes the weapons bigger. It shouts something that sounds like "Planet, show your response to these creeps!!" Then, plasma comes through the Pinwheel swords. The gun glows. It fires 20 plasma beams that surround Ruby Weapon.
Cid: Damn!!! What's it gonna do?
Simple. The plasma form arrows and strike repeatedly on Ruby Weapon, doing 837,103,723,282 damage.

Ruby Weapon is destroyed. The process is repeated for the other two Weapons.
Cloud: Aeris!!! AERIS???????
Aeris: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: What do I do?
Aeris: You have an item called the Earth Harp am I correct? Give it to the traveler for 3 materia they will allow you all magic, summons and commands. You have another item the "Desert Rose." Go to Kalm. There is a traveler there in the rightmost house on the top of his stairs. He needs it. Give it to him for a Gold Chocobo.
Cloud's off at Kalm. He heads to the house. Sure enough, the man was there. He offered a Gold Chocobo for Desert Rose. Are you stupid enough to accept, Cloud?
Duh!! Of course he is!!
Aeris: Take it up to Round Island. Go under it. You'll find Creature of the Devil. Throw a Hi-Potion on it. His energy is so high, he will explode. Then Planet will be safe.
Cloud takes the Chocobo first off to the Chocobo farm and receives 800 of each green for defeating Meteor and Weapon.
Cloud feeds the Gold Chocobo 300 of each green. He takes it up to Round Island. He fights Creature of the Devil there. He throws a Hi-Potion on it.
Cloud: IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!!!
He is so angry; he throws an X-Potion on it.
The ground explodes under Round Island. The Planet is safe...for now.
Cloud and Cid go down off to Rocket Town. They are honored with almost every materia on the Planet.
Cid: Cloud, I think now is the time to get the lessons.
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FINAL FANTASY 7 FANFIC BY MAX